SWEAT HOG DREAM

SWEAT HOG DREAM

MR. KOTTER, from the TV show "WELCOME BACK KOTTER", goes crazy. He takes the sweat hogs hostage in the class room. He has 2 guns. Vinne Barbarino escapes the room without Kotter noticing. Barbarino makes a phone call to some girl, telling her the situation and telling her to get help. Then he sneaks back into the class before Kotter ever noticed him missing. The girl that Barbarino called, calls me at our old house in Malton. Kotter takes the Sweat Hog hostages outside. He takes them down Brandongate Drive. They are all walking in a single file line, with Kotter at the front. He keeps looking back every few seconds to make sure none of the hostages has taken off. Every single Sweat Hog walks in their own very distinctive style. I cut around Wildfern Drive and intercept them at Rhinebank Road. As soon as the line of Sweat Hog hostages passes by, I jump to the back of the line, behind Vinnie Barbarino. I tap him on the shoulder and he lets me butt-in in front of him in the line. Then I tap the next Sweat Hog on the shoulder, Juan Epstein. And he lets me butt-in in front of him. Then I tap the next guy, Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington, and he lets me butt-in in front of him. All this time there is audience laughter going on, like the canned laughter in the show. I tap Arnold Horshack on the shoulder and butt-in in front of him. Now I am the first in line, right behind Kotter. And then I tackle him from behind and knock the guns free. The Sweat Hogs all give me high fives and congratulate me for rescuing them. They also thank Vinnie for sneaking out in the first place and making the call to get me.

The End.