BEER AND CEREAL DREAM

BEER AND CEREAL DREAM

My Mom sends me to the store. She wants me to go to the beer store and buy 24 beers. She gives me six empty bottles to return. She says to buy 24 bottles of Amstel in the Beer Store and then go to the grocery store to but some cereal. I go to the beer store first. I see cereal boxes in the beer store, on the top shelf, above the beer. I buy CAP 'N CRUNCH.

THE END

TOM JONES DREAM

TOM JONES DREAM

Tom Jones and I are walking and singing "What's New Pussycat." He tells me he is leaving in six hours. I wanted to play golf with him.

The End.

PRESIDENT WRESTLING SEX DREAM

PRESIDENT WRESTLING SEX DREAM

I am the President of a country, or a wrestling organization, I'm not sure which one. I go paranoid when I become filthy, stinkin' rich. All around me there are orgies going on in my headquarters. Outside of the apartment or headquarters or hotel, or whatever building it was, GODZILLA is destroying the city, my city. I grab my girlfriend and hide her in the closet. I also grab a skid with a pile of money on it and stick it in the closet next to the girl. I put the girl and the money behind the clothes, so if someone opens the closet and doesn't look behind the clothes, my money and the girl won't be found. A man, dressed in a disguise, wants to hide in the closet too. I am suspicious of him. I'm sure he only wants my money and my girl. He is wearing a mask of GORBECHEV. I hit him on the head repeatedly with a rubber hammer. Then, someone with a MOTHER TERESSA mask tries to get into the closet. So I hit her in the head repeatedly with a rubber hammer. The hammer makes a funny BONK sound when I hit them. The bonk sound proves they are wearing masks. Everyone in the city is fleeing from the giant monsters fighting each other. Now I am the only one left in the city, with my skid of money and 2 girls. Everyone else has evacuated. The monsters are destroying the city and buildings. I am secretly being recorded having sex with the 2 girls in my office, while the monsters smash my city to pieces. A former cabinet minister is the one secretly recording me. He wants to prove that I have gone insane, so he can oust me and take over as president. I ask one of the girls if this is one of those countries where a chocolate bar costs a hundred thousand dollars. Meanwhile, at the border of my country, thousands of wrestlers, are waiting on motorcycles to come back into my country once the monsters are gone. They are just sitting on their motorcycles, talking and drinking, until it is safe to return.

BLOB DREAM

BLOB DREAM

A white blob is devouring everything in it's path. Everyone on the city is running and screaming and fleeing in terror. Some kids and my brother and I are on bicycles. We are trying to get away and gather as many people as we can. I am double riding my brother on my bike. The rest of the kids on bikes are also doubling the people they gather to get them to safety. The blob is coming after us. It corners us at a school. Suddenly it stops. It is not moving. It is in a dormant stage. So we run away. We leave the dormant blob at the school. Later on, I see this guy that looks like an Adonis, with blond hair and huge muscles walking in the middle of the street, toward me. Behind him is the most beautiful blond woman I have ever seen. And then Jim Morrison, Joe Pesci and I figure out that the blob evolved into these two blond people, that is why it went into a dormant stage.

The End.

EVACUATION CRAB DREAM

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The city is being evacuated. I think it's Montreal. There is someone with me, I think it's a cousin of mine from Europe. As the city is being evacuated and people are scrambling to get out, I end up in the stairwell of a building. IHOR ( a former co-worker) is also in the stairwell. He escapes through a door at the top of the stairs. I end up alone in a dark basement. The basement is flooded with 2 feet of water. It is very dark down here. There are crabs and squids in the water, lots of them. They frighten me. I back up against a wall. There are crabs and squids on the walls too. They come after me. My eyes start to adjust to the darkness and I can see a bit now. And then I notice that the crabs and squids are in the air too, floating toward me.

The End.

YAN'S EASTER SURPRISE DREAM

YAN'S EASTER SURPRISE DREAM

Everyone at Faber (the warehouse I worked at) was receiving Easter Egg gifts from Yan (the guy from the shipping department). He was handing out large ostrich sized eggs with a surprise on the inside. But before he handed them out, I saw him in the cafeteria putting the surprise gifts inside the eggs. I saw him with a huge cardboard box full of little toys. The toys were half an egg with a chicken head sticking out of them. I look some more and see that not all the toys were chickens; some were Disney characters sticking out of of eggs, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Pluto, and several other characters. I also see He-Man characters, He-Man and Skeletor. I tell Yan to put Disney characters in my egg, and a He-Man character in my brother's egg. Later on all the Faber employees gathered together and sat in a circle on the floor, like in Kinder Garden, as Yan handed out the Easter Eggs to everyone. The employees open their eggs. Everyone is getting a chicken. I watch as each person opens their egg and takes out the chicken head toy. I am starting to think that Yan put only chicken heads in the eggs and not the Disnay or He-Man toys. Yan gives me my egg, and I hope I don't get a chicken. In my head I keep repeating "Don't be chicken, don't be a chicken, don't be a chicken." Just as I am about to open my egg in my dream, I start to wake up in real life. But for a split second just before I wake up, I manage to get a very quick glimpse inside my egg. I got what I wanted! Not the chicken!

The End.

SWEAT HOG DREAM

SWEAT HOG DREAM

MR. KOTTER, from the TV show "WELCOME BACK KOTTER", goes crazy. He takes the sweat hogs hostage in the class room. He has 2 guns. Vinne Barbarino escapes the room without Kotter noticing. Barbarino makes a phone call to some girl, telling her the situation and telling her to get help. Then he sneaks back into the class before Kotter ever noticed him missing. The girl that Barbarino called, calls me at our old house in Malton. Kotter takes the Sweat Hog hostages outside. He takes them down Brandongate Drive. They are all walking in a single file line, with Kotter at the front. He keeps looking back every few seconds to make sure none of the hostages has taken off. Every single Sweat Hog walks in their own very distinctive style. I cut around Wildfern Drive and intercept them at Rhinebank Road. As soon as the line of Sweat Hog hostages passes by, I jump to the back of the line, behind Vinnie Barbarino. I tap him on the shoulder and he lets me butt-in in front of him in the line. Then I tap the next Sweat Hog on the shoulder, Juan Epstein. And he lets me butt-in in front of him. Then I tap the next guy, Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington, and he lets me butt-in in front of him. All this time there is audience laughter going on, like the canned laughter in the show. I tap Arnold Horshack on the shoulder and butt-in in front of him. Now I am the first in line, right behind Kotter. And then I tackle him from behind and knock the guns free. The Sweat Hogs all give me high fives and congratulate me for rescuing them. They also thank Vinnie for sneaking out in the first place and making the call to get me.

The End.

CARDBOARD BOX DREAM

CARDBOARD BOX DREAM

I am with a girl in Malton. I am talking to her about the script I wrote. She says she has a friend who will read it. So we go to bring it to him. But instead of taking a car, we get into a cardboard box; a big cardboard box, like the kind an oven or a fridge comes in. We sit cross legged in the box, with the open end facing out, not above us. Then we start bouncing on our butts, like the TRANSCENDENTAL BOUNCING that DOUG HENNING did. The girl and I synchronize our bouncing so that the box moves a bit each time we bounce. We bounce along like this on the side of the street as cars pass by us. It is raining. We get to a stop sign. We stop. Then she sees a cop car coming, and she gets nervous and panics. We bounce away onto a side street, Rockhill Drive, and then cut through the creek. The opened end of the box is in the front, facing the direction we are bouncing, so we can see where we are going. We end up next to the Mini Mart. She says, "Why didn't you tell me there was a cop coming?" I tell her, "I didn't see him." I don't know why she is so freaked out about the cop, we didn't do anything wrong. In this dream, box bouncing is a normal mode of transportation, like riding a bike. And then she tells me "'DOUBLE' box bouncing is illegal."

The End.

HART FOUNDATION vs. THE UNDERTAKER DREAM

Another dream about pro wrestlers;

HART FOUNDATION vs. THE UNDERTAKER DREAM

BRET "THE HITMAN" HART, OWEN HART, and I are riding in a van. Owen is driving. We take a different route than the one we were supposed to take, because Owen has to pick up a package at some house. We get to the house. An old lady answers the door. It was actually PAUL BEARER in disguise as an old woman. He had a scarf over his head so we couldn't tell it was really him. Bret, Owen and I go in the house.
She (Paul Bearer) leads us down the stairs, into the basement. It's dark. It's a trap! THE UNDERTAKER is down here in the basement! He looks like he did when he first came into wrestling, with the shorter curly red hair. He slowly stalks toward us. We run up the stairs and the Undertaker slowly, follows us. He walks slowly, with his arms out, like Frankenstein's monster. He makes the same moaning noises as Frankenstein's monster.
We run out of the house and jump into the van. Owen starts the engine. The Undertaker is only a few steps away from the van, walking with his arms outstretched. The van takes off. I look out the back window of the van, and I see the Undertaker walking after us on the road. We leave him far behind as Owen speeds off. We get lost. We can't find our way back to our original route. Owen thinks we need to turn left.

The End.

FISHING LURES DREAM

FISHING LURES DREAM

We lived back in Malton, where I grew up. I'm at the park. I notice a fishing lure on the ground, on the grass, so I pick it up. I see another lure a few feet away, so I pick that one up too. Then I see more lures on the ground. I look around and notice there are hundreds of lures in the grass. I pick up all the lures I can. But there are so many, that I can't carry them all. Then I see a girl and her boyfriend laying on the hill. I don't want them to take any of the lures, so I try to act inconspicuous as I bend over and discretely pick up the lures. I get a fishing tackle box and put the lures in the tackle box. But there are too many to lures to fit in the box. So I take one of each different kind of lure. That way I have all the different kinds.

The End.