YAN'S EASTER SURPRISE DREAM

YAN'S EASTER SURPRISE DREAM

Everyone at Faber (the warehouse I worked at) was receiving Easter Egg gifts from Yan (the guy from the shipping department). He was handing out large ostrich sized eggs with a surprise on the inside. But before he handed them out, I saw him in the cafeteria putting the surprise gifts inside the eggs. I saw him with a huge cardboard box full of little toys. The toys were half an egg with a chicken head sticking out of them. I look some more and see that not all the toys were chickens; some were Disney characters sticking out of of eggs, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Pluto, and several other characters. I also see He-Man characters, He-Man and Skeletor. I tell Yan to put Disney characters in my egg, and a He-Man character in my brother's egg. Later on all the Faber employees gathered together and sat in a circle on the floor, like in Kinder Garden, as Yan handed out the Easter Eggs to everyone. The employees open their eggs. Everyone is getting a chicken. I watch as each person opens their egg and takes out the chicken head toy. I am starting to think that Yan put only chicken heads in the eggs and not the Disnay or He-Man toys. Yan gives me my egg, and I hope I don't get a chicken. In my head I keep repeating "Don't be chicken, don't be a chicken, don't be a chicken." Just as I am about to open my egg in my dream, I start to wake up in real life. But for a split second just before I wake up, I manage to get a very quick glimpse inside my egg. I got what I wanted! Not the chicken!

The End.

SWEAT HOG DREAM

SWEAT HOG DREAM

MR. KOTTER, from the TV show "WELCOME BACK KOTTER", goes crazy. He takes the sweat hogs hostage in the class room. He has 2 guns. Vinne Barbarino escapes the room without Kotter noticing. Barbarino makes a phone call to some girl, telling her the situation and telling her to get help. Then he sneaks back into the class before Kotter ever noticed him missing. The girl that Barbarino called, calls me at our old house in Malton. Kotter takes the Sweat Hog hostages outside. He takes them down Brandongate Drive. They are all walking in a single file line, with Kotter at the front. He keeps looking back every few seconds to make sure none of the hostages has taken off. Every single Sweat Hog walks in their own very distinctive style. I cut around Wildfern Drive and intercept them at Rhinebank Road. As soon as the line of Sweat Hog hostages passes by, I jump to the back of the line, behind Vinnie Barbarino. I tap him on the shoulder and he lets me butt-in in front of him in the line. Then I tap the next Sweat Hog on the shoulder, Juan Epstein. And he lets me butt-in in front of him. Then I tap the next guy, Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington, and he lets me butt-in in front of him. All this time there is audience laughter going on, like the canned laughter in the show. I tap Arnold Horshack on the shoulder and butt-in in front of him. Now I am the first in line, right behind Kotter. And then I tackle him from behind and knock the guns free. The Sweat Hogs all give me high fives and congratulate me for rescuing them. They also thank Vinnie for sneaking out in the first place and making the call to get me.

The End.

CARDBOARD BOX DREAM

CARDBOARD BOX DREAM

I am with a girl in Malton. I am talking to her about the script I wrote. She says she has a friend who will read it. So we go to bring it to him. But instead of taking a car, we get into a cardboard box; a big cardboard box, like the kind an oven or a fridge comes in. We sit cross legged in the box, with the open end facing out, not above us. Then we start bouncing on our butts, like the TRANSCENDENTAL BOUNCING that DOUG HENNING did. The girl and I synchronize our bouncing so that the box moves a bit each time we bounce. We bounce along like this on the side of the street as cars pass by us. It is raining. We get to a stop sign. We stop. Then she sees a cop car coming, and she gets nervous and panics. We bounce away onto a side street, Rockhill Drive, and then cut through the creek. The opened end of the box is in the front, facing the direction we are bouncing, so we can see where we are going. We end up next to the Mini Mart. She says, "Why didn't you tell me there was a cop coming?" I tell her, "I didn't see him." I don't know why she is so freaked out about the cop, we didn't do anything wrong. In this dream, box bouncing is a normal mode of transportation, like riding a bike. And then she tells me "'DOUBLE' box bouncing is illegal."

The End.

HART FOUNDATION vs. THE UNDERTAKER DREAM

Another dream about pro wrestlers;

HART FOUNDATION vs. THE UNDERTAKER DREAM

BRET "THE HITMAN" HART, OWEN HART, and I are riding in a van. Owen is driving. We take a different route than the one we were supposed to take, because Owen has to pick up a package at some house. We get to the house. An old lady answers the door. It was actually PAUL BEARER in disguise as an old woman. He had a scarf over his head so we couldn't tell it was really him. Bret, Owen and I go in the house.
She (Paul Bearer) leads us down the stairs, into the basement. It's dark. It's a trap! THE UNDERTAKER is down here in the basement! He looks like he did when he first came into wrestling, with the shorter curly red hair. He slowly stalks toward us. We run up the stairs and the Undertaker slowly, follows us. He walks slowly, with his arms out, like Frankenstein's monster. He makes the same moaning noises as Frankenstein's monster.
We run out of the house and jump into the van. Owen starts the engine. The Undertaker is only a few steps away from the van, walking with his arms outstretched. The van takes off. I look out the back window of the van, and I see the Undertaker walking after us on the road. We leave him far behind as Owen speeds off. We get lost. We can't find our way back to our original route. Owen thinks we need to turn left.

The End.

FISHING LURES DREAM

FISHING LURES DREAM

We lived back in Malton, where I grew up. I'm at the park. I notice a fishing lure on the ground, on the grass, so I pick it up. I see another lure a few feet away, so I pick that one up too. Then I see more lures on the ground. I look around and notice there are hundreds of lures in the grass. I pick up all the lures I can. But there are so many, that I can't carry them all. Then I see a girl and her boyfriend laying on the hill. I don't want them to take any of the lures, so I try to act inconspicuous as I bend over and discretely pick up the lures. I get a fishing tackle box and put the lures in the tackle box. But there are too many to lures to fit in the box. So I take one of each different kind of lure. That way I have all the different kinds.

The End.

SHEEP DREAM

SHEEP DREAM

I am riding a bicycle. The bike is floating, about a foot or two up off the ground. I'm going down a narrow path, through tall grass or wheat. But since I am floating, I am above the grass. I jump over a small fence, the fence is only about a foot high. Over the fence is a farm, a sheep farm. The sheep are cartoon sheep, big white cotton balls with really thin black stick legs. I was riding my floating bike over the sheep. And then three of the sheep turn around and look up at me. They have the human heads of my family!

The End.

GREEN ANOLE DREAM

GREEN ANOLE DREAM

I had a glass tank with 5 green anoles in it. The tank was in the basement. I was moving it upstairs. I put the Anoles in a bag, all 5 of them. Then I noticed many more anoles in the tank. Anoles can change from green to brown; the other anoles in the tank were on a piece of wood and they were brown. There were several dozen more anoles in the tank. So I scooped them up in the bag also. I discovered that I could control them. They would do whatever I wanted them to do. They obeyed my will. I didn't even have to give any verbal commands or orders, they just knew what I wanted them to do. I kept one of them on my shoulder all the time. He didn't go anywhere, he just stayed on my shoulder. I went to my cousins' house, Sonia and Monica, and showed them the anole on my shoulder. And then something kept hitting me in the back, bumping me. It was a giant fly! It was about 2 feet long.

The End.

BABY ELEPHANT DREAM

BABY ELEPHANT DREAM

I was with someone at a bus stop. There were a bunch of women with their babies waiting for the bus. It was a hot day. The women were sitting on the ground. One of the babies was HUGE! He must have been over 100 pounds, very fat. There are 2 kids teasing this poor woman and her fat baby. They are teasing her very maliciously, it is down right abusive. I try to stop the first teasing kid, but he gets away. I catch the second kid before he runs across the street into a house. I think it was the house across the street from our old house in Malton.

And then I find out that the fat baby, is not the poor lady's baby at all; it's her pet baby elephant. In this dream elephant babies look exactly like human babies, except they weigh 10 times as much and are much fatter. As they grow, they develop a trunk, big ears, thick skin and a tail, and eventually grow into a normal elephant; but they start out looking like baby humans at birth.

The End.

JURASSIC PARK DREAM

JURASSIC PARK DREAM

JEFF GOLDBLUM as Dr. Ian Malcolm, SAM NEILL as Dr. Alan Grant, and I; are in Jurassic Park. The park and the island are complete, it has been turned into a health spa. After the three of us finish working out, we hit the showers. There seems to be no one around, only the three of us. I look around the locker room and I notice little lizard like dinosaurs hanging on the shower curtains and on the lockers. Something's not right. They are not supposed to be in here, and where did everyone on the island go? Dr. Grant takes off in leap to find out what is going on. Later on in the dream, as we search for survivors, I see my friend Mathew walking his dog, Arthur, in the park. And then a big T-Rex grabs Arthur and bites his legs off. Then the T-Rex tosses Arthur in a river. My dog, Spike, jumps in the river to save Arthur, but Spike can't swim and he starts drowning. Arthur, missing his two back legs, grabs Spike with his teeth and swims to shore. We go to the side of the river to get the dogs. And then a giant amoeba thing attacks us.

The End.

CHICKEN LADY DREAM

CHICKEN LADY DREAM

Three East Indian kids are walking with their mother. Two of them are identical twins. All three kids are very sick and throwing up. Their mother is evil. I ask them if they are okay. They explain to me that their mother did this to them, it was their mother that made them sick. The third kid, the non twin, explains to me they spent all their money, and that they deserve this punishment for spending all the money. I grab the mother. She is not human. She is a little bird or a chicken, with the head of a human, a normal sized human head on a little chicken body. I grab her in one hand and whip her against the curb. She splats. But as I threw her, her beak cuts my hand. And then the kids tell me she had poison in her beak.

The End.