Monday, March 05, 2007

DIAN PARKINSON PLAYBOY DREAM

Here's a dream I had back in 1991, the day after I saw Dian on the cover of a Playboy magazine at the book store.

DIAN PARKINSON PLAYBOY DREAM
Dian is giving an autograph session for her playboy magazine cover. There are a few people there and some security guys standing around. I want to get her autograph. But Dian is not on the ground, she is up in the clouds. In order to get her autograph you need to ride a conveyor belt all the way up to the clouds. The conveyor is very narrow, more narrow than my shoulder width. I lay down on the conveyor as the security guys strap me to it, so I don't fall off. They start up the conveyor, I begin to rise. It's like the beginning of a roller coaster ride. It's a bumpy ride and thin straps are not tight enough. It's hard to keep my balance. It feels like I could tip over the side and fall to the ground. At one point I look down, I am so high up now that I can hardly see the people on the ground. I finally get to the top. I quickly get off the conveyor before I fall off. I step into the room at the top of the conveyor. In the room, there are tables and desks, with stacks of Dian's Playboy issues. Dian is in here with the other Price Is Right girls. I approach her and she grabs a magazine and signs it. She's obviously happy that someone had the guts to go all the way up on that conveyor just to meet her. I was the only person that risked it. She was about to kiss me. I see a close up of her lips, about to kiss me....
...then I wake up. Darn!
I tried to go back to sleep to kiss her, but I couldn't fall asleep again. Double Darn!

BATMAN AND FRIENDS DREAM

Here's another dream I had, with a very interesting cast of characters.


BATMAN AND FRIENDS DREAM
I am Batman. My sidekick is Jordie from Star Trek. Sid Vicious, the wrestler, is there too. We are in a laboratory. There is a dead murder victim laying on a metal table. Jordie uses visor to examine the victim. He notices traces of the murderer. There are clues on the body that only Jordie can see with visor. I get suspicious of Sid. I think Sid was the murderer. I fight with Sid. And then The Six Million Dollar Man crashes through the brick wall beside us. A fight breaks out between Sid and the Six Million Dollar Man.
The End.

HONEY BUN DREAM


This is a dream I had back in the early 90’s. I was working in a warehouse called Faber Castell at the time. There was a coffee truck that would come to the warehouse every lunch time. One of my favorite things to get from the truck was something called a HONEY BUN.


HONEY BUN DREAM

My boss at Faber Castell orders me to go out into the parking lot to clean the cars of all the employees. Instead of car wax, I was rubbing the cars with the sugary glaze from a honey bun. I would hold the plastic wrapper of the honey bun inside out, so that the sugary glaze was on the outside of the wrap and smear it all over everyone’s car. I don’t know if I ate the honey buns first or just tossed them out and used the glazed wrapper. I was out in the parking lot the whole day, 8 hours, waxing the sugary honey bun glaze on the cars. At the end of the work day the employees were standing outside in the parking lot, waiting for me to finish glazing their cars so they could go home. My parents and my brother came to pick me up in our families’ car; and there I was rubbing honey bun glaze all over the other employees’ cars. My Dad leaned out the window of the car and said to me “We have to get some of that for our car.”

Then I woke up.

The End.

Monday, December 11, 2006

MY BEDROOM WINDOW


It's not as gloomy as it looks. The photo just turned out this way. My walls are not black, they are actually red.

then and now


Sunday, December 10, 2006

One, two, three! Three kittens!



Kitties!!






Here is a series of photos of kitties playing with a piece of twisted wood, gnawing on it, climbing it, scrtaching it, biting it, and playing on it.

If only every day were this nice.



The winter has hardly yet begun and I am already looking forward to next summer.

Looks like a postcard

Montreal's Botanic Garden again. Lovely eh?

A beautiful day in Montreal's botanic garden

I love going to the botnic garden in the summer. I can spend the whole day there, it is peaceful, calming and very pretty. I haven't done it yet, but I would like to take a sketchbook there and just draw all the great scenery, maybe next summer I will do just that.